Comments | maimocles: Tee Hee, &c

maimocles

Tee Hee, &c

Jun 24, 2005 23:29

Three people whose parents intended them to be porn actors:

1.) Randy Johnson
2.) Dick Wolf
3.) President Bush

Although, perhaps, #2 may have been a rejected member of Guitar Wolf..."Dude dude dude dude dude dude, that's not an instrument! You can't play that!"

[Edit] Perhaps it should be mentioned that Guitar Wolf is a band in which all three ( Read more... )

Comments 3

robohobo June 25 2005, 02:56:08 UTC

This warrants a hearty "Heh."

youngpilgrim June 25 2005, 04:24:46 UTC

So I only noticed now that there are actually two figures in your user icon - a robot, and a man being held by said robot. All this time I thought the man was some sort of weird extension of the robot!@!! THIS IS CRAZY.

robohobo June 25 2005, 08:22:13 UTC

Am I... am I supposed to play the guitar with my penis?

I can't believe I let slip this opportunity earlier. I'm almost always first on the ball for these sorts of references. Jeez, I'm losing it man. Next thing I know my life will be spiraling out of control and I'll be livin' it hard out on the streets. I don't know what's happening to me.