Happy birthday, John, I am going to sit on your lap as your present ;)

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http://majandra.livejournal.com/243262.html

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THAT POST AND SAID I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO CHOOSE MY SUCCESSOR? WELL IT'S STILL THERE DUMBASSES, SO HOW IS mdelfino LEGAL? Am I missing something?

[Well I can't imagine that anyone might want to take over Majandra because let's be serious, she's nowhere really but in the event that someone does, I'm going to make it official. I want to pick the successor, because I've taken my break and decided I want to close the journal. So um, contact me if you'd like to have the role.]

I know you are all hoping I was dying but the truth is I'm just bored. My life is far too entertaining to waste the time updating this thing and it seems that it's more of a phase that I go through from updating weekly to monthly if you're (un)lucky. I almost always drop every journal I pick up. Truth is, I never sign on because I don't care. I ( Read more... )

I've been staring at pictures of Kate Winslet from Eternal Sunshine for the past hour inbetween pausing the movie and rewatching my favorite scenes. Sometimes I get in moods where it's all I can do to pry myself away from the remote control and develop my mind in ways better than a television can ever do. Did she have to dye her real hair in the ( Read more... )

I was going to update a few days ago but I logged in to read my friends page, immediately wanted to rip out people's ability to speak (or type) and then just ended up x'ing out before I did and said things that I would have normally bit my tongue on. Then Jason told me I should never bite my tongue if I felt that passionately about something so ( Read more... )

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Jon wants me to update about what a whore he is, but I think that is common knowledge and would be falling on deaf ears. Or rather, ears who have heard it all before and while I'm usually all for beating a dead horse, talking about my ex-boyfriend's sex life disturbs me more than a little bit. I just hope he looks to boys instead of fake nasty ( Read more... )

GOT BEES ON MY HEAD, BUT DON'T CALL ME A BEE HEAD