It is funny how the moment my plane of happiness shifts slightly to either side, no matter how much he hurts me, my first thought is of my father. Consequently, running to Venezuela as if he could possibly do any good for me aside from providing me with life ( Read more... )

Do you know what is so weird about memories and the way your brain works? It can hold so many things in there, literally kazillions upon billions & millions. And yet it chooses (at least in my head) to only remember the most embarrassing moments of my life. Any times I have felt exceedingly awkward at something I said (usually in an effort to ( Read more... )

It is nearly midnight and I am exhausted on a Saturday night. Why am I so tired? Oh right because I only slept about five hours. I am an old woman I need lots of sleep. Speaking of age, my birthday is in two weeks. Oh my God, 24, that is old. I feel younger? I remember when Ryan said I was just a baby (but that is because he is an old man ( Read more... )

I figured I needed to update and coming to my friends page and seeing Brandon back (who I never removed because I am creepy like that) was reason enough. Plus Jason keeps leaving me creepy comments about full-body massages, I think it is a hint ( Read more... )

Well I am sure you are all very interested in what is going on in the world of Maria Alejandra Carmen Electra Delfino (thanks Jon). Not too much is the answer. Jason and I are approaching poverty level very rapidly. I know, I am as depressed as you are about this. Maybe I should say something cheesy here like, IT doesn't matter if I am in fact ( Read more... )

Well hello kids. I am writing this from a nearly completely horizontal position because I am afraid if I move I may throw up. I'm not sure what's wrong with me... I have been coughing a little the last day or so and I woke up this morning and chugged a bottle of DayQuil to hopefully get me through the day but due to my extreme immunity to the ( Read more... )

Hi guys! Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and that Chanukah treated everyone great as well. I\'m here in Miami and I\'ve been having a pretty great time. It\'s so crazy out here sometimes it\'s good to have your man there. Splitting Christmas time amongst the different families was fun. But then we had to fly to Miami for Christmas Eve so that ( Read more... )

He bought me a ring for Christmas, one that was morbidly appropriate, as you see by the black. Unsurprisingly, I also got him a ring, though with less diamonds and more silver. It doesn't mean what you think it does and that doesn't mean what you think it does either. I'm blissfully unaware of most things these days aside from what it's like to ( Read more... )

Since 9am this morning, I have seen not one, not two, but....
EIGHT OUT OF TEN PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST POSTING THAT STUPID THING.

EIGHT OUT OF FUCKING TEN.

Basically I hate you all and hope you get stocking in your coals you assholes

majaannndra: uhhhhhhhhhh i am collecting data to propose that the molecular makeup of atoms is not what we as humans currently preceive it to be, what are you doing????
jonithon radkey: ahaha yeah something that would bore him ahaha now you just go back to sleep baby I will be in bed as soon as I chart the meaning of life ( Read more... )