Maybe I'm a tool, but I'll never tire of Brokeback Mountain parodies...

Joy.

Re-enacted in 30 seconds... by bunnies...

We are a country of laws, yet we're the only country expected not to enforce them out of "compassion". Let me tell you something: in world politics, compassion gets you walked on. And if you want to live somewhere you live under the laws of the country you live in. Period. Do what you're supposed to do and that's when the rights come, not before ( Read more... )

If I get the schedule I desire, I will have class from 10am straight until 5ish on Tuesdays and thursdays...  and no classes any other day.

Hurrah! A joyous exaltation for the thinning of the herd ( Read more... )

Victoria Lundy, 41, in custody in Chillicothe, Ohio, in January for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into the jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner interviewed by the Chillicothe Gazette, the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a ( Read more... )

How do you measure a year in the life?

Here's to 20 years of breathing, eating, and pissing daily...

I am shamelessly in love.

This is all.

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I got a FREAKIN' JOB! I'm going to be doing stock things at Chicos and I'm uber excited to be making more than I've ever made in my life to steam and hang clothes. This is gonna be grand ( Read more... )

    Today is that day when I have random hour-long breaks between classes, so it's not really worth walking back to my room because I won't get anything done anyway so I go to the library and bum around. The first time I actually got work done, go figure, and the second time I slept, well, a little.
    There's something about the library that ( Read more... )