So I finally told my mother all the stuff that I hate about the way she treats me. I figured, since she's not talking to me anyway, I might as well get it all over with at once. One word for you : LIBERATION

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the day when the slaves were truly freed!

Halelujah! Praise the LORD!

I really really like cheese. I cannot express the fondness that I harbor for that amazing dairy product.

And I'm getting ready to suck it up at my voice lesson. Singing 5 days a week is tough stuff.

So, I have decided that the highlight of my acting career thus far is my current opportunity to do the can-can with three girls dressed in napkin ( Read more... )

Because I know she'll like this:

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It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in ( Read more... )

Breathing: the freezing air from the window that my roomie keeps opening (she's Alaskan ( Read more... )

I don't know what's worse: not seeing him or seeing him leave.

No big differences these days, just the same old walkaways. And someday I'll stay, but not today...

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PAUL TODAY!!!!

and Natty Patty...

My boy...ehem... man... turns 20 today. And, as I have expressed at previous times, he is now officially a cradle-robber, since he's in his 20s and dating a teenager!!Man, I love that kid. And I get to see him tomorrow, which is ( Read more... )

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