Hello, weekend. Nice to see you. On Saturday I am dressing up as Spongebob at the Baltimore Aquarium. We are promoting the new Spongebob Squarepants movie that's coming out soon. I found out yesterday there's been mad commercials for my Spongebob appearance all over TV, and the intarweb. Awesome! I already tried on the costume. It's heavy, hot, and ( Read more... )

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That settles it. I'm moving to a state that has the following ( restaurants: )

I have ridiculously small feet. I try to avoid shoe shopping because most adult shoe stores don't even have my size (5). Yesterday I realized I was in desperate need of dressy shoes and a pair of winter boots. I've seriously been wearing the same pair of hot pink and black, Tina Turner boots since I was in the second grade. No lie. So Mom and I ( Read more... )

My lack of updates is due to the lack of excitement happening in my life right now. I'm also lacking any sense of self worth lately. I realized I don't even like myself. I have good qualities, but the bad ones seem to outweigh the good. And if I feel this way about myself, I'm sure others feel the same. Boo on that ( Read more... )

1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply.
4. Post this in your journal.

Hmmm. Is it bad to have curly fries for breakfast?

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Guess who is the new MIRAMAX REPRESENTATIVE COLLEGE INTERN?THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE! The pay isn't great, but this is the coolest oppurtunity to come my way lately! I'll be promoting the shit out of Miramax movies, specifically on college campuses. It's going to be stressful and hard and rewarding and awesome. I could not be any more excited about it! ( Read more... )

Want proof that Americans are completely lazy?


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Y'know, for a shiksa, I'm more Jewish than half the Jews I know. Also, I'm extremely indecisive. If it were up to me, someone else would make all of my decisions for me. Those things being said, I need help making the following decision ( Read more... )