I'll have to try this...

[majortom]

9AM Um, Didn't You Attempt Suicide Last Year?

Cashier #1: Hey man, I think I might be gay.
Cashier #2: What's wrong?
Cashier #1: I keep having fantasies about being with a man. What should I do?
Cashier #2: Jerk off. A lot. If you do it enough, it'll get the gay out. It worked for me.

HEB Austin 15, North Lamar
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Jeff

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Comments

[smartypantsnyc]

Jerking off didn't get the gay out of me, in fact, I think it made it worse.

<3
R

[popbitch]

ditto.