I hate how i only use this thing when I feel like shit ( Read more... )

I am not a joke! I am really fucking trying here people. stop mocking my attempts. I am so tired of this and I dont WANT this anymore. Its incredible the range of emotions that I have gone through in the last 3.5 days ( Read more... )

1. Who are you ( Read more... )

it's getting worse and worse and worse

fuck this man.
I'm tired of this horseshit

ready to take the easy way out.

1.) Go to Church, not necessarily for god purposes but for having one ritual thing a week which lets me sit and be quite for a while and which will not allow me to get hammered every saturday night ( Read more... )

Does anyone else ever feel like sometimes the best part of your day is taking a really really good shit?

because I do.

I have a life plan ( Read more... )

It is Halloween

I am sitting in London alone

with no shirt on

drinking  Captain Morgans spiced Rum that I stolen from three Spainards

listening to the pirates of the  Caribbean soundtrack

I AM A FUCKING PIRATE I DONT NEED A GODDAMNED COSTUME FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apparently I am a manic depressive. I dont even know what that means

wikipedia time!

Bottles of wine, three pounds each
Beer, six cans for five pounds
Ciggarettes, 6 pounds for a twenty pack.

getting so drunk that you fall out of your bed, smack your head on a dresser and dont wake up...
priceless.