I want to watch tv with head phones and be able to move around the room. I think what I want is wireless headphones. Would this work?

I cut my own bangs over the last few days. I did this a month ago and the results were unparalleled in their excellence. This time, I kinda look like a chubby Chinese 5 year old who got attacked by her 7 year old sister and the kiddie scissors ( Read more... )

ever since I changed my ring tone to "Big Poppa" it seems like I have received a significant increase in wrong numbers. And  coincidentally those wrong numbers seem to be from women of African decent.

It's just weird.

But it makes me feel like a baller.

yesterday when I was at the grocery store buying apples to make miniature candy apples I saw probably the most adorable thing ever. It was a little girl dressed up like a black bear in a kiddie grocery cart. I'd say she was about 2  years old. I only saw her back, so when I got around to see her face she was covered in chocolate. Her big fat cheeks ( Read more... )

The origin of the merkin goes back many centuries to a time when pubic lice were a common problem and women had to shave their pubic area to eradicate the lice and relieve the itching. Someone then invented merkins to replace the shaved hair. Prostitutes were frequent wearers of merkins as well, using them to cover up the marks of syphilis and ( Read more... )

I just bought these adorable shoes on ebay. The description said: "Madeline Green Women's Shoes style patient like leather ( Read more... )

I just registered for the GREs.

November 21, the day before Thanksgiving. I figure I'll need the time off to party, or to grieve.

1. Go to Career Cruising, http://www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top twenty results
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in bold

( I'm glad to see plumber made it somewhere on here )

I would like everyone to know that yesterday, I provided for my lucky family, brats. In the style of Milwaukee ( Read more... )

for lunch today I decided to take a little walk on the wild side and divert from my usual lunch of apples, kashi bars and almonds. I ventured to the school's cafe to try the free food they were offering. I ate 1/4 of a gyro, and a similarly sized italian beef sandwich with that yummy oily celery and pepper thing they put on top. I also ate about ( Read more... )