First of all my mom's seder was kick ass. in terms of food we had 3 kosher turkeys, tzimmes, 3 different koogles, 4 different cakes (parve), chinese brocolli, etc. yeah i won't be hungry for the next like 8 days, so it doesn't matter i have to give up chametz! Plus i new like a all the Jewish trivia Bruce was throwing at people, so yeah i'm the man ( Read more... )

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Nathan Aaron Malitz's Aliases

Your movie star name: Kosher Mac N' Cheese Nathan

Your fashion designer name is Nathan Krakow

Your socialite name is Makwaa LA

Your fly girl / guy name is N Mal

Your detective name is Liger Burris

Your barfly name is Hot Dog White Russian

Your soap opera name is Aaron Ivanhoe

Your rock star name is Ice ( Read more... )

so a lot of people want to know what i'm going to do with my life. here's the answer. I'm going to start a cult. It will be called the Malitz Gospel. In my religion the messiah will be the first girl i get it on with. this will lead to the greatest pick up line ever... "hey baby, you wanna save the planet?"

1. Women... yeah I (blank) my life (fill in the blank ( Read more... )

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+

You're a pro at going with the flow ( Read more... )

Big Daddy Kane - Mortal Kombat ( Read more... )

so today was def. not the best i've ever had. i really need to be cheered up, but fuck it i prolly just need to find a way to get over this myself. however after talking with some friends i felt better. ask dave why he's the porno gnome king... anywho what i've decided is that i need to start helpin people with their problems as well. oh yeah if ( Read more... )

KeLz0qt16: ok i'm back as u can prob. tell lol ( Read more... )

yeah so yesterday before the lame senior field trip (for those who didn't fork out the doe for the senior trip), i heard some people talking about how graduation was going to be. they talked about crying and a bunch of shit like that. In a word or two IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT! i found myself wanting them to see Zach's tape of the friendship circle from ( Read more... )