DAMN U GUYS, WE WENT AND SAW THE MOVIE SPLICE TODAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A SCARY MOVIE WITH A BADDIE CREATURE THAT TRIES TO KILL ADRIEN BRODY ( BUT )
She couldn't speak, but she would communicate little things through spelling them out with Scrabble tiles, like one time she spelled out OUTSIDE bc she wanted to go outside.
I can't believe that's a real fucking movie. I was reading that all WTF the entire time feeling like I was going to throw up. How did you sit through all that? You should have demanded your money back.
I kept waiting for the Dren creature to turn on them and chase them through a science lab while they narrowly escaped a lot or something! I didn't realize it was going to be DISGUSTING. AND ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY GAVE IT AN A-, UGH
I was so pumped to see it, because Entertainment Weekly gave it a good review and EW IS MY BIBLE + I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING THEY SAY, so I was just gobsmacked by how wretched it was.
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS MOVIE IS REAL. Your review was fucking hilarious, though. But srsly, thanks, because I was actually going to go see this, and now I know I'd rather spend the day having all the hair waxed off my body or something.
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I WAS KIND OF INTO IT UNTIL ADRIEN BRODY HAD SEX WITH THE TEEN CREATURE AND THEN I WAS JUST LIKE GET OUT OF MY LIFE
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(Question: was Dren capable of speech/did she talk to ABrody & co?)
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I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS MOVIE IS REAL. Your review was fucking hilarious, though. But srsly, thanks, because I was actually going to go see this, and now I know I'd rather spend the day having all the hair waxed off my body or something.
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