Two mini conversations I found amusing:
Me: Hilt.
Vito: What's a hilt?
Me: You know, the hilt of a sword.
Vito: You read too much.
Dan (to his girlfriend talking about the guys): We don't really hang out with girls. The only girls we really see, well, one's a dude and I'm not sure about the other one.
Me: What about me?
Dan: You're the dude. You're like a
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