Hey, CAE!  If the Emir of Snuggly Tubular Arachnids Sleeping dropped its bucket, what would happen? 

Sweet, Sweet Miharu, you did it!  And it is a beautiful thing!  I never ever thought I'd get to see it, and because of you, I did.  All pwaise to the bringer of the Holy Grail!!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

In a land long ago and far far away, there lived a mighty Knight and his followers who spent their days searching quests and bragging about them 'round a bright, white table ( Read more... )

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Taking a break in my viewing marathon, I was reading some of the Drewsline transcripts I'd never read before.  Found (and copied) the transcript of the taping that has the Holy Grail of Ryan/Colin kisses, the Lone Ranger and Tonto Whose Line kiss in it.  At least now I know, based on the other episodes where some of the games from this taping were ( Read more... )

There are two parts beneath them.  Read bottom one first, the middle second, and this one last, please.  LJ hates this script format, apparently.  I wish I knew how to change the cut so that when you click on it you have a full page of type like in the fic comm and not this shitty little narrow shit.  If anyone knows how to do that, help?

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Here's the second half to that scene.

TITLE:  Fatal Collision Part 22
PAIRINGS:  Ryan/Colin, Xena/Gabrielle
RATING:  PG

CLOTHO

Something…

LACHESIS

Is…

ATROPOS

Wrong.

GREG

(cuttingly)

Can you speed this along, ladies?

(mimes looking at watch)

I’ve got a dinner date in thirty minutes.

CLOTHOS

All should be….

LACHESIS

As it once was….

ATROPOS

But it is not.

DREW

We… ( Read more... )

I start and can't finish, and since my computer went bye bye, I can't even do that, so I'm asking, no begging for anyone on my flist to ask for a drabble, ficlet, fic, whatever.  All I need to know is the pairing and a little bit of the plot and, of course, how you'd like the ending to be.  Nudging me may help me and my muse move along.  So, please ( Read more... )

Boring facts about me.

1.  I am 1/2 White Mountain Apache

2.  I once held the NJ State record for  longest discus throw by a female

3.  I only wear Keen sandals.

4.  I play Dice City Roller daily on club pogo

5.  I would kill to have one day without pain.

There.

As everyone knows, I have two chihuahuas. One is about 12 or 13 (I think) and the other is going to be two next month.  In the infested rathole I live in, I have this heater...type...thing that is as dangerous as hell but does heat the house, little as both are.  It's about six feet high and one foot wide and goes through the wall of my living room ( Read more... )