Im stuck at school for the break. Dammit!

It was either this or go with my parents to some Christmas cruise trip in Italy snoooooooooore.

Hey. I made this in class! *snicker*


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I dont know what the big deal is.

*plays a handheld muggle Gameboy*

Draco is making us watch Gryffindor practice when we all know they're a bunch of pussies anyway. I thought we worked out a cheating system against them already but apparently, someone lost the blue prints!

Son of a Bitch!! Someone reported me streaking back to my dorm and now I have detention! So I told them we were playing strip poker and that I had to follow the rules and then I gave the names of everyone who was playing too:

Harry Potter
Ron Weasely
Hermione Granger
Lavender Brown
Ginny Weasley
Morag McDougal
Linda Hathaway

Im not going down

Kick ass!! I love strip poker!!

Gryffindor cant play for crap and I got me a free peep show. I even brought back a souvenior! Look!

*waves Lavender Brown's panties around*

XD

*looks down* Oh shit! Im still naked from when I lost! *shuffles off*

So in preparation for my English COmposition NEWTs under Muggle Studies, I must first finish this crammed first semester of a lower English class since my grammar skills are behind. That sucks. Here is my little dabble at creative writing. You think its good?

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Whoa. Malfoy nearly died.

That selfish bitch - we cant find a seeker for the house team in time for the match!!

Last night, a bunch of us were down in the Great Hall studying.

You could just feel the sexual tension between Lavender & Ron Weasley, Linda and Blaise Zabini... Blaise gave Linda a really bad burn, it was mean hahahaha

Does anyone know the Ancient Runes homework?

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How am I supposed to know the Decree of the Centaurs? Or what spell is supposed to turn my gerbil into a parakeet. I dont want a pet parakeet. I'd set my owl after it for lunch.

My parents tricked me! This wasn't an elective learning course! It was remedial summer school!