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AT&T Sucks
My internet went out at home - they're supposed to fix it today. The AT&T system is so screwed up. I was on the phone last night for two hours, four different reps, all of them try to run the same tests on the line and my modem, even when I told them the tests had already been done. At one point I was told I'd get a call, to let it go to voice ( Read more... ) -
Creepy Book Club
I'm so surpprised that my first time joining in with the Creepy Book Club, we'll be reading the book that I suggested, We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson! I've just read it within the past year, but it's short and available at the library, so I'll read it again. I was pleasantly surprised at the interest others had in reading ( Read more... ) -
My Creepypasta Film Script
Two boys are hiding behind a tree looking at an old, dilapidated Victorian house. The paint has faded and peeled to nothing, the windows are boarded up.
Steven: (whispering) Go up and knock on the door, I dare ya!
Adam: Why don't you do it?
Steven: 'Cuz I dared you first!
Adam: (pause) I don't think the lady really lives there.
Steven: Then there's ( Read more... ) -
Need: Veggie Survivalist Food
Cross-posted to vegrecipes ( Read more... ) -
Testimonial - for real
I have written some testimonials before, but they have always been solicited in some way - either I got a free sample, so I'm reviewing it, or there is a prize to be won by writing something flattering about a product. Today I wrote my first unsolicited, just-because-I-so-freakin'-love-it testimonial. It is for Noxzema. Yes, Noxzema, that strong ( Read more... ) -
Dead End Rodeo Read Thru
We had the first read-thru of my next show, Dead End Rodeo, last night. This show is going to be a hoot! Or maybe a hootenany! I play Fanny Montanny, a former child star trying to relive her glory days by becoming Rodeo Queen. My love interest is Wavy Cockett, who was formerly a porn star named Skin Flicker.
Of course someone ends up dead, we ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Drunk guy at the Austrian Club: C'mon! Come out with us! I'll buy you a cheeseburger!
Me: I'm a vegetarian
Guy: I'll buy you a veggie burger! -
Baked Pasta e Fagioli
(Inspired by Poor Girl Eats Well ( Read more... ) -
Someone in the "creepies" group asked about nightmares...
I used to have a recurring nightmare where I would somehow end up in this basement/dirt floor/warehouse-type room, and this creature would rise out of the floor. I would sense it before I could see it, an evil, menacing presence, and I'd look around a few times before I'd hear a laugh or movement and finally see him. He only appeared from the waist ( Read more... ) -
Decision made
Well, I just turned down the role in Rocky Horror. I feel kinda bad about it, but glad the decision is made and done with.
On the brighter side, it leaves me open to audition for both All My Sons and Plays and Poetry, and makes me available to do BOTH shows if I were cast in both.