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As if forgetting to set my alarm were bad enough, I dreamed that I talked to David Luning who told me that he was going to take me to school this morning.

Let me explain. David never came to take me to school yesterday, so last night I took it upon myself to call him and confirm that he was going to take me to school today. I fell asleep waiting ( Read more... )

hey david, you're a retard.

good thing I like you anyway.

I just buried two kittens and cut the umbilical chord of another. There's a white one!

all I wanted was to be your housewife .

Today I wore a wifebeater and Anthony Jimenez visited my school ( Read more... )

It's 5:52 in the morning
and I can't really sleep
knowing there are other people in the world
who are awake

for the wrong reasons

"Everybody is pretty impressed with you . . . except for Safeway." - my mom

I have to go test drive a Ford Taurus station wagon with DNA on my fucking stomach.
none of you have any idea what I am talking about.
I love it, and I love you.

God you guys. Fucking Bat-Mite! Check it out.