VI. Punchdrunk.

[maleficentia]

For Christ's sake, there is a difference between COMPLICATED and COMPLEX. Why'd you have to go and make things so COMPLEX /// Why'd you have to go and COMPLICATE things.

[...]

and that will be all.

[...] For that matter, why in the world is that woman allowed to exist

Comments

[strucktwelve]

We should have a party.

[maleficentia]

Democratic?

[strucktwelve]

And how would you expect me to live with myself?

[maleficentia]

you Commie.

[bonesandbottles]

The words, they are blending.

[maleficentia]

This hasn't happened since

f cking p n

Oxford

[maleficentia]

I think the fact that it takes more alcohol as you get older is a ploy.

from the industry, of course.

[maleficentia]

---the industry of alcohol.

[bearlyjack]

To send out a hitman? 'Can't do commas' (bang) etc?

[maleficentia]

No no no, too costly. To regulate what they play over the campus radio.

Avril Lavine Lavigne (damned Canadians) is not suitable academic music.

[bearlyjack]

Doing her a favour calling it 'music' personally.

[maleficentia]

ahahaha then you're FAMILIAR.

[hatesbears]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING PLUS.

[maleficentia]

And God said it was good!

[hatesbears]

And She cometh down from the Heavens, and informed Hobbesher of Her only commandments: Though shalt smite down those (with pen of blood ink -- stabbing them with it preferable) with less intelligence under their belt than a rock. Also knowneth as anyone from New Zealand.

[maleficentia]

Is this one of the apocryphal texts? Clearly I should have it framed.

[deja_shrew]

Sounds like someone needs some medieval birth control techniques.

[maleficentia]

What, heavy lifting? horseback riding? coitus interruptus? I have no idea what those might have been, but I do hope, sincerely, that you will enlighten me.

[deja_shrew]

[maleficentia]

Ha. oh my but that's graphic.