Stuck at Work 2: My Mini-novel.
So it’s 1 a.m. and I’m at work. Again.
On the same computer as last time, doing the same thing I did last time I was on the overnight shift. That is, of course, blogging. In Word. Again.
See, I didn’t get called in to work per se, so much as I never left. The overnight guy didn’t show tonight, which means I am by default Captain Bitchpants. This is ( Read more... )
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I didn't know Mike said that to Leah - does Jen? Damn....
Your sofa and my back need to have a conversation - I still swear it tried to eat me.
You forgot the biblical pick up lines.
Whatever happened with the cops/fine thing? Do you have a new license?
Brendan didn't have heat for part of last winter AND they didn't have space heaters. It sucked cause they all used to IM me and whine about it, it sucked MORE when he invited me to stay over WITHOUT MENTIONING THE LACK OF HEAT.
You really need to stop using the word "lesbos" plural when applying it to me and Gambooty. I have kissing pictures you might be.... interested... in...
I'm hurt my name wasn't mentioned.
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My sofa apologizes for any discomfort you may have experienced while sleeping on it. Next time it will eat you entirely so you won't be able to complain.
Oh yeah, the biblical pick-up lines.
I dunno, they said they would mail it to me but I think they were just trying to scare me because here it is 2 weeks later and nothing's in the mail.
Lack of heat is the devil.
You're not a lesbo? The witnesses at my party may beg to differ, Hotlips.
Also Hluchan was there. It's too bad Hribar (Kim Karate) didn't come, because then we would have had two blond girls with silent H's at the beginning of their last names. CRAZY!
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Your sofa can bite me. Oh wait, that's worse.
Yeah, I'd do that on a cross.
YAY for no summons. Maybe the cops were like Hoboken's very own PS. Nothing serious.
I would think you of all people would know my orientation darling. Considering how many times a certain dumb mistake I made was mentioned by Mr. Smullen earlier in the evening. And I miss more boys then girls.... remember? (You do remember kissing me... and Gamboner... right???).
Rememeber how Britt told you she was bringing a hot girl? Yeah? Hi. *waves*.
For the record, the phrase "it was like spin the bottle... without the bottle." all me.
<3 ya :-P
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or, really, just on time. Wait till I tell mom you got arrested and had lesbians kissing. She'll never send you King of the Hill again.
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Ditch Wayne and come to San Diego. Or bring him. You guys totally have $1,000 to throw around on another vacation right? Hey! Thanks for the beer maker by the way. I feel like I was too mesmerized by that dancing/singing doll that doesn't fall off tables to properly thank you for the BEST PRESENT EVER! Now when does it get here? Tuesday perhaps? Right along with my Futurama DVDs? Come on Jesus! *crosses fingers*
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and, well, we techincaly haven't bought your beer maker yet. But we will. And we'll bring it to you.
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a) Sarah is not a lesbian.
b) The kiss/kissing you described = about two sentences of this entire mini novel.
And as far as me and Mike we so weren't DramaRama2005. Leave that to Beau and your crazy roommie...We, on the other hand, were the Twilight Zone. ;-)
But anyway, nice novel, once again. Maybe you should write a real one while you're at work and sell it and quit your crap job. And live like a REAL King. :)
'Course that's just my opinion...I could be wrong.
Hope you get to sleep soon.
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Well, Smullen had a few other Twilight Zone moments that day. Ask him about standing in the lobby of Mike and Jen's building.
My novel: The Adventures of George the Lesbo-Loving Froggy
One day there was a frog named George. Hippity-hop went George. George liked eating flies. One day, George met a frog named Susan. She had a nice butt for a frog. They did it froggy style. Then one day, Susan met another frog named Janet. And they totally kissed, and George thought it was hot.
THE END
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He will need to be REALLY NICE to me if he EVER wants to see that picture.
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Also I finished the book. I'll return it when I see you next (when do I see you next?). Tell your sister I liked it. And it was cool that I knew all the people she dedicated it to.
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*high five*
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