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What can I say? He completes me.
I'm a sicko.
"If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me?" Leave a comment(Untitled)
Anybody wanna go see the A's play the mets next weekend? I promise I won't be too obnoxious! The tickets I'd be buying are $15-20. I've never been to Shea, and it looks like the only chance I'll get to see my team this year. Let's watch Smullen's team writhe in agony!You keep learning as you get older
So today I learned that I was born in 1982, and am therefore only 24 years old. This certainly was a surprise to me, as I'm sure it was to all those bartenders who served me when I was only 20, apparently ( Read more... )(Untitled)
K, I don't like memes. I rarely read them from other people; they're self-indulgent; they're the flavorless fat on the edge of my otherwise delicious prime rib of a friends page. But I liked this one. Because it's short and entertaining. Like a squirrel on waterskis ( Read more... )#18
Hello! I was just looking over some old posts and I noticed a few things. 1) I'm fun, 2) I don't post anymore, and 3)In the last 365 days, this is only post #18. That means I'm doing 1.5 posts per month, or about .38 posts per week. Take into account the fact that most of those were actually last March, and it's a lot more like one post every two ( Read more... )OMG A POST
I know, I know. It's been forever. And ever. And nobody even looks at LJ anymore, but I don't have a job and I figured I might as well be creative in some way. Such as putting words together in a string, causing what my 1st grade teacher called "a sentence." This is creativity.
So yeah, no job. I mean, technically, I am employed by Hyatt. I just don ( Read more... )Warming the sub-cockle areas
Start here.
Then read this.
And this.
And finally: Since the last contest went so well, let's try this again. I've never had a fantasy basketball team before, mostly because basketball sucks. But Krass convinced me to do it, so here I am, once again without a name for a team. Similar rules as lat time, except that it should now involve basketball ( Read more... )OOH! A contest!
To anyone that reads this:
Please name my Fantasy Hockey Team. I can't think of a name and it's driving me crazy. Here's some food for thought:
1) Must be under 20 characters
2) Must be funny
3) Bonus points if it somehow involves alcohol
4) Bonus points if it actually has something to do with hockey or ice or skating or something hockey-ish like ( Read more... )