OOH! A contest!

[malibonobo]

To anyone that reads this:

Please name my Fantasy Hockey Team. I can't think of a name and it's driving me crazy. Here's some food for thought:

1) Must be under 20 characters
2) Must be funny
3) Bonus points if it somehow involves alcohol
4) Bonus points if it actually has something to do with hockey or ice or skating or something hockey-ish like

Comments

[fallingweather]

margie's magic score

[malibonobo]

I... I don't get it... why is her score magic?

[fallingweather]

like the beer. but ben's is better.

[studlypastry]

HAHAHAHA Robin Fanelli's Hair

[malibonobo]

HAHAHAHA It's awesome right? Except only 2 people in the league would get it. And that's us.

[anonymous]

I think you shoul dcall it

Hockey Hocky Hockey Hockey Hockey Curling!

[malibonobo]

Team Name: "Move Over Carson, Here Comes Jesus!"

[bigboybenny]

PUCKER UP, MARGIE

You'll notice that:

1. Pucker connotes puck which relates to hockey.

2. Pucker is a type of alcohol. (Smullen bought it for my after-bachelor party, I do believe.)

3. There is a sexual euphemism involved with Rapa's mother, but it is not overly vulgar or distasteful.

4. This, all in less than 20 characters.

[eeviolet]

I really like this one. I'm voting for Ben's suggestion, especially since I am not feelin' super creative and/or witty today. :)

...except possibly incorporating our "strange sightings" at the Phillies game into a hockey/alcohol reference...It could be done, I think.

[malibonobo]

Yes, this one is very good! I might re-work it with "Margie Puckers" so that we also get some obscene connotations. This one is by far the front-runner. Good work Benny!!

[studlypastry]

OOOOOH, yeah. Margie Puckers is good. Very nice, Ben. And a nice rearrangement to you, Pedro.