...but I'm not really. The A's finished their sweep on the Red Sox today, and I've calculated their "magic number" to be 21. I haven't gotten to do that in a while.

And then I watched the Yankees blow the game in the 9th inning against  the Tigers, so that was nice. Carlos, my RTHB form work was there. I called him to brag.

I'm on IM (I KNOW!) for ( Read more... )

Call me a loser if you want, but I really like this year's lineup at Ozzfest. Is there ANYONE I can possibly convince to come with me? PLEASE?!?!

What does the 4th of July mean to me? How thoughtful of you to ask!!

Join me tomorrow in cheering on America's Great White Hope.

My hometown is awesome.

To help put this in perspective, Japan's Takeru Kobayashi has won the last 5 contests. In 2000, Japan's Kazutoyo Arai set a world record by eating 25 1/8 hot dogs in 12 minutes. No Beth, even I ( Read more... )

And then I had a dream that I was dating Paris Hilton. I don't get it either.

If you happen to have a spare $10, which I know you certainly must, this is SURELY a sound investment!

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Brought to you by those crazy people who brought you Emily Ever After.

So 
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Delmon Young!

Go to Wikipedia and put in your birth date. Don't put in the year. Post in your LJ with three (OK fine, I did 4) neat/important events, two births, and two deaths!

**October 23**

Events

1694 - American colonial forces, led by Sir William Phips, fail to seize Quebec.

1739 - War of Jenkins' Ear starts: British Prime Minister, Robert Walpole, ( Read more... )

There are no managers anywhere in the hotel today. WOOO!!

So, all day I've been typing "4/13" because, you know, it's the date. And every time I type it, I think  "B.B. says Bye Bye 2 T.T. 4 13"

I already asked Google, so don't try it. If you know what this is from, you are a dork.

If you know what it means, you are a Megadork.

So the Hotel's restaurant, The Vu, unveiled its Easter Sunday Menu today.

First item on the breakfast menu: "Belgium Waffles"

And nobody noticed. I brought it up. Still, nobody saw what was wrong. I'm trying to figure out a respectful way to tell the restaurant manager that he's a retard.