OMG A POST

[malibonobo]

I know, I know. It's been forever. And ever. And nobody even looks at LJ anymore, but I don't have a job and I figured I might as well be creative in some way. Such as putting words together in a string, causing what my 1st grade teacher called "a sentence." This is creativity.

So yeah, no job. I mean, technically, I am employed by Hyatt. I just don

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[anonymous]

Are you still alive? How is that possible?

Ahem

[ancalimar]

Lest we forget my favorite Roy.
And Roy the Second.
Or perhaps ... urban Roys? (note especially definition 3)
Let Royness abound!
Rob Roy McGregor, for instance! Or Rolls Royce? Surely a Roy-worthy name if ever one existed.
Siegfried and Roy! Roy Lichtenstein! Congressman Roy Blunt! DEEP ROY!

OMG! THERE ARE ROYS EVERYWHERE. P.S. You'll probably only find this funny if you watched 24 last night.

Re: Ahem

[malibonobo]

I had Orbison, and I didn't know that it was slang for gay. Although, if I had, I would have assumed that it was because of Siegfried's homeboy.

Also, are you calling Rolls Royce gay? I mean, it is British... so, yeah, I guess. Also, I asusme most of the engineers at Rolls Royce are men, and hat they are somewhat educated, meaning that at some point, most of Rolls Royce's employees were, at one point, british school boys.

But there's one Roy you forgot. Roy the Rooster, from Garfield and Friends. He was that pig's friend.

HAHA! YOU'RE ROY!

Screech can lick my arse

[lotus_kidd]

I REMEMBER that Saved By The Bell Episode. Furthermore...about 4 years later, I realized that Screech is an idiot. He tells Zack to remember "MVEMSJNUP" for the planets. However...this is WRONG! The correct order would be MVEMJSUNP (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto*). And Screech was supposed to be smart...pfeh.

* Pluto will always be a planet in MY mind...poor unappreciated planet.