This evening was GLORIOUS! They brought me a Gift. A Tree. Maybe tomorrow I shall receive Birds for my Tree.


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GARH! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME ONE OF THESE SOONER?! IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVAR!

I can carry it around the House. Skitter across the floor after it.

PURE GENIUS I SAY!

I must rub myself on the Man who invented these. Claim him as my own.

I like Avon. And you should too.


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Yesterday, I bit a Squirrel.

I have my FIRST Hairball. And it will not come out. This is most distressing.

My new Icon is better than yours. And I still like to eat Bugs.

Today I was taken to a mysterious place that smelled of other Animals. I protested, but she did not listen. I'd never been in a box like that before ( Read more... )

[01] I can't sleep on anything white ( Read more... )

I have the hiccups. And it's keeping me from napping. So I'ma go flex my paws in the Short one's lap.

My cover has been blown.

...She knows I know my name now. However, I only sucessfully respond when it is said in anger or yelled.