You know what pisses me off? Beer pong. What an insipid fucking game... yeah, let's fill some cups with beer, then throw ping pong balls into them and then drink the beer. Nevermind the fact that the ping pong ball has passed through about 20 hands so far in such a night. Nevermind the fact that water (the solution used to 'clean' the ping ( Read more... )

Live in the desert ( Read more... )

I know you have all been asking yourselves this question for a long time, so here you go...

Raise your hand if you talk to inanimate objects like they can hear you...!

if a tree falls in the forest...

Here's a video of a guy playing take 5 by tapping on three guitars at once. I mean, damn.

http://samtriggy.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18&Itemid=27

hey all you vegans... last night I ate chicken, pork, chicken wrapped in bacon, fillet mignon wrapped in bacon, prime rib, flank steak, shrimp, lamb, and best of all, horse. hahahaha

this week has been FILLED with them. I haven't had this long of a string of actually memorable dreams for as long as I can remember ( Read more... )

my life is spent ( Read more... )

I had to miss 3 days of work including tonight (a night which would have surely paid the rent) because of a practically debilitating case of bronchitis. Every time I cough it flexes my pulled groin muscle and I feel like I'm going to puke my guts out starting with my intestines. I can only hope I dont get fired for missing such an important part ( Read more... )