"Tell me, is it possible to love someone who is not as intelligent as you are?" Caravaggio, in a belligerent morphone rush, wanted the mood of argument. "This is something that has concerned me most of my sexual life--which began late, I must announce to this select company. In the same way the sexual pleasure of conversation came to me only ( Read more... )

I can't stand this at all ( Read more... )

Still have nowhere to live. I'm looking at one-bedrooms again... because people suck.

Betty's inside door handle broke off today. She's slowly but officially turning into a ghettomobile.

FINALLY I have a site right around the corner. Even if it's just for a few days, I do enjoy a 5 minute commute.

I watched The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou ( Read more... )

What's really good: Mos Def's "Ms. Fat Booty" now plays when you go to my myspace page. It's only possibly the most tremendous song ever. The video's fab too ( Read more... )

Did not get the room. They sent me an email saying they had a close friend who had now decided to move in, but oddly enough, I saw an ad on craigslist today advertising something sounding outrageously similar, but saying no dogs or cats. I don't care if they changed their minds about having pets (although ferchrissakes, a PITBULL lived there ( Read more... )

FYI: yukes.com is not the place for Laura and I to find ridiculously high paying jobs driving yukes so we can rent a house together where we can grow in the basement. :-(

Watched the first disc of "The L Word" last night (thanks to Netflix). It really didn't thrill me so much. I feel like they took lesbian culture and ran it through the Hollywood meat grinder so that guys could tune in to see hot chicks having sex. I know that the executive producer chick is gay, and that a few of the stars are as well, but the ( Read more... )

I've been in kind of a terrific mood for the past few days. No specific reason, really, but I'm enjoying it ( Read more... )

Aargh. Let's not even get INTO the fact that I'm awake at 7:20 on a Sunday - I've been awake since 6:30, for no particular reason ( Read more... )

Wow, the most appropriate horoscope I've EVER EVER gotten ... could have used it about a week ago.

You're mostly harmless, but not everybody has the common sense to see that. Your delightful sense of humor is best saved for those who are in on the joke. Humorless types simply won't get it.