hey y'all -
i'm doin' some standup-style merry making at Lo-Ball in Ballard on Friday. It's at Live Girls Theater and it starts at 11p. come, let us exchange pleasantries and the odd bon mot.

Funny thing; now it's raining. This totally reminds me of the time I wanted it to stop being cold and rainy because it's fucking July.

Hey, it's 65 and rainy. That's fucking awesome! I only really wanted a couple weeks of summer-like weather, so, this couldn't be more fucking awesome in any kind of way. JESUS' SHIT, this is awesome!!

Campbell Brown's eyes smile.

Katie Holmes was not missed but Heath Ledger is. Long and allegorical, "Dark Knight" challenges our notions of what a hero is, what some men will do in the name of "justice" and the number of teens that will sit through 152 minutes of an amazingly dark and slow-paced movie ( Read more... )

macrame kinda sounds like macaroni but doesn't taste the same.

say this five time fast...

little shy soldier.

good fuckin' luck....

look very closely to see my fame.


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" I really wanna be over-rated"
        - from the song "Bang Your Head" by Quiet Riot

I just saw Step Brothers on Tuesday - it was funny as shit.  Go see it.