Doing what? I've been a little busy turning pages as fast as humanly possibly because I don't wanna look at that crap! Seriously, make it go away already!
Right. Okay. [Deep breath.] I'll need a new bastard sword. And probably at least two new axes. None of this village-forged stuff. I'm talking twenty-first century grade weapons. Some holy water would be nice, too. You never know when you need that. A giganto cross bow and--[she clears her throat and drops her voice]--Mister Gordo. That should do. All one hundred percent vital to the cause.
[...yes, the whole rigmarole was just for the sake of sneaking in her request for a stuffed pig. The weapons are mostly moot.]
Oh, I'm certain we should be able to come up with that. Ah, but I'm sure your local forgers will be disappointed at your lack of faith in their talents. I shall see to it right away.
Ah, but I am afraid I am unfamiliar with any Gordos, Mister or otherwise.
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A discussion over the network will suffice.
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Oh, well yes. Very well, then.
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[Someone sounds exceptionally content with something. Hint: she'll be glad to share the field with a certain familiar vamp.]
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[...yes, the whole rigmarole was just for the sake of sneaking in her request for a stuffed pig. The weapons are mostly moot.]
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Ah, but I am afraid I am unfamiliar with any Gordos, Mister or otherwise.
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