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Rizz
So, I've had this new girlfriend for approximately four months now. We get along, mostly. I can already see it going south though. The changes are happening. You know, the ones that happen when they're done trying to impress you? Those changes. I'm less and less impressed all the time. -
Here I am..
Back in Arizona. As I never planned to be.
I have met a Sarah though.
She's a lovely Sarah.
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I think I'm gonna touch her butt. -
It's amazing to me..
My sister and I both have laptops.
I've spilled an energy drink on mine.
And tea.
I've dropped it.
A few times.
I've purposely punched it in the face.
Many, many times.
It still works.
My sister's computer stopped working a few days after she got it.
All she did was put in the disc it came with.
Same brand.
Same day.
She got the warranty.
I did -
Pointless, really...
A good friend of mine recorded our idiot brothers, doing what they do best.
Acting like idiots.
Our brothers are best friends.
They get bored and do stupid things together.
Like pretend they're in a rock band.
Without further ado, I give you JUSTIN & STEPHEN!
(So cool they don't even need a drummer or anything)
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I never have a conversation that stays on topic..
Me: So, Lauren isn't answering her phone at all, when I call. But I know for a fact that she has talked to several other people in the past few days. I left a message. She still hasn't called back. I'm starting to think that maybe she's mad at me or something. She never goes this long without calling. Maybe I did something to piss her off ( Read more... ) -
So we were driving out in Big Lake.
And I was looking out the window, just out of pure luck.
We drive right by this place called "Silver Fox Inn."
I freaked out.
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Hespially Famous.
There I was, sitting on the couch, listening to my SVU.
That man's voice comes on.
You know the one.
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are ( Read more... ) -
Thanksgiving with the Harvey family.
We went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friends house tonight. They were celebrating early, because their Dad isn't going to be there for the real one. It was probably the most fun ever.
They started off just changing the music that was playing every five seconds, because they were having a dance competition and whoever won the round got control of the ( Read more... ) -
Oh.
It's not just sex anymore.
THE TELEVISION AND I ARE MAKING LOVE ON TUESDAY!!!!
Just thought everyone should know. -
Sister conversations again
Me: Stop fucking that candle ( Read more... )
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