Mom just drunk dialed me. Hilarious.

I can't wait until my grandmother comes out for a visit so I can get verification on all the "your mom" jokes that I plan to make.

Wooooo! Wooooooo!

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Woooowooooo!

Happy Roe v. Wade Day! Every person with female parts, go out and hug a child that you'll hopefully never be forced to spew from betwixt your loins. Unless you're a teenage girl, because bodily integrity doesn't exist until you reach majority.

I'm off to Florida for the weekend to put in an appearance for my grandfather's 80th birthday. It's a surprise party and a huge chunk of the family is going to be there, which is pretty darn exciting. The downside of this being, of course, that I'll be in Florida for less than 48 hours and I'll missing a day of school ( Read more... )

Greatest

Experience

Ever

My schoolgirl crush on Kevin Murphy has resurfaced with bearded vengeance.

I hope the guy living above me gets eaten by wild dogs. Really small wild dogs so it'll take longer.

I almost missed my first day of school today. I missed a bus this morning by about half a block. While this normally wouldn't be any kind of problem since the N runs every six minutes, it turns into a problem when the bus doesn't show up ever again. After forty minutes of waiting, I was about to shake my first, curse the world, go home a failure, ( Read more... )

I'm actually video gamed-out, which is great because I really need to get on top of this whole job search thing.

Starting tomorrow. After I close the next couple Oblivion Gates.

Mom and I went out to dinner at a nifty (and, oy, expensive) seafood restaurant. More things were comped.

I'll admit, this is getting kind of weird. Awesome, but weird.