Realization

[maluket]

I realized earlier this week that I'm on the "I have a delicious shake for breakfast, a delicious shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner" diet plan. Somehow it hadn't occurred to me until now that my eating habits were an 80s joke. That's the 80s, right? And just like those people, a sensible dinner after having nothing but shakes all day

Comments

[mamoosh]

Brown rice on the side automatically equals healthy.

[bear_with_me]

Well just look at all the weight you've lost!!!!!

[maluket]

To my chagrin, I actually have lost a little weight. I swear I'm not a gainer, but I had this dream of keeping my body fat steady while packing on enough muscle to be a hot 300-pound, graying muscle bear by my now quickly-approaching 40th birthday. I'm still gaining muscle, but I'm also down to a svelte 280. The gray hasn't come in as fast as I'd hoped either. Ah, well. A few more years, then.

[fogbear]

So are we going to start calling Matthew a salty meat product?

[maluket]

Tasty, tasty salty meat product.