Ok, so I've been drinking and browsing match.com. I know, I know. But, bear with me ( Read more... )

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Fluffy has just died, choking as I tried to help ( Read more... )

So bored... I asked the Internet if anyone would like to go out in Colchester tonight and Tracy, a single mum of 3 asked me to the local Rollerworld.

Is this what it's come to?

If anyone sees any nice houses for sale in Southend, please give me a shout - it's moving time.

Nipple piercing.
Yes or no?

It's probably just boredom talking...
Reason left earlier for the bank holiday break...

I'm going to Camden tomorrow (Wednesday 23rd) afternoon. Coming?

Ummm... so it's half 2 in the morning and I left the 80s club at dead on midnight ( Read more... )

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Just bought this year's hair dye :)

/ed: Blimey! RaR's HUUUUGE!

London's only naked nightclub... Interesting invite... Almost tempted ( Read more... )

I present a hypothetical daytime game show, "Seal or no Seal". In the show a contestant selects one of 22 boxes and members of the panel select the others. One of the boxes contains a seal, the others contain various sea creatures of lesser value. The object of the game is to end up with the seal ( Read more... )