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[malyon_man]

Hullo! I have a favour to ask... Before I go and buy enough liquid latex to cover a person (one litre, three coats, four recommended for club wear), would anyone mind painting me in the hostel before TG? It shouldn't be a long job and it's standard paintbrush stuff, but it's almost impossible to do it without help

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[days0fdreaming]

if you tell me the plausible story I'll help paint u.. as long as Im given a brush

[littlemissliz]

oh, this sounds like it could be fun, count me in with the painting!! although we will have to either wear approns, or be naked to paint you or else we will ruin our own clothes.

[dark_weaver]

Lots of naked painting :o

[malyon_man]

I concur. This is the only reasonable answer. Also, yay! and, brushes shall be supplied, plus I'll bring some bin liners to use as makeshift aprons if needed :)

The plausible story, like all good lies is deceptively simple:
We are attending a posh/chav fancy dress night - one side of the costume has to be posh (suit, shirt, top hat, as used for TG) which can then be worn over the top of normal chavvy clothes.

I may then easily omit the chavvy clothes in favour of several coats of liquid latex et voilà! :)