things i worry will kill me

[mama_de_rose]

velociraptors maiming me
surprise manatee attacks
rabid grannies eating the flesh off my face
dying alone, single, half eaten by alsascians.

and now i have to add MOTHERFUCKING earthquakes to my list.

Comments

[lordmorpheous]

Allow me to relieve you from one on your list: manatees are super fucking slow, plus they are vegetarian.

The other's? Yep, a velociraptor would make quick work of you - you wouldn't even be an appatizer.

The rest, not so sure?...best get a helmet.

[mama_de_rose]

hee thanks Morph :)

[melster]

Yeah, I felt that all the way in Ohio.

[mama_de_rose]

crazy!

This seems tailored for you :)

[much_ado]

http://xkcd.com/758/

Moue-over for the alt text :)

Re: This seems tailored for you :)

[mama_de_rose]

i snorted out loud at the office, thank you!!