its all about the benjamins

[mamasednockuout]

wow.

ralph's band, Freestyle Revival, wrote a song about my van. its good as fuck. its called Leila and the first line goes,

"there's a girl i know who's dressed in blue and ready to go"

brilliant.

kevin and i shared the most painful high-five that has ever existed among men today. my hand is beginning to bruise.

Comments

[acslaya]

my hand has bruised.but it was all worth it.the hopes of someday finding the perfect high five are still in my dreams.

[mamasednockuout]

DOOD! if that wasn't the perfect high-five, i don't know what is. well, maybe the perfect high-five is less painful. next time spread your hand out as much as possible to increase surface area and decrease pain. science will find this solution.

[acslaya]

o shit back off bill nye.honestly the first one was the best one i've ever had in my life.the second one just hurt.we'll get it tho for sure.

[orangeshoeskid]

yeah, your hand was pretty red when i saw it, good thing your a "switch-hitter" it wont affect your abilities...

[mamasednockuout]

times like these are the reason i went switch-hitter

[b_to_the_p]

ah yes mr. hahn. i finally made a journal man. now it lets me post comments. hell yeah man. dude, all i have to say is, i need my knob back for tomorrow like bad.