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CrIsCo Is FoR LuVeRs

For the record I did not hurt my wrist masturbating! Just because the injury came while I was alone in my bed at the time, does not mean those of you who claimed this can jump to that conclusion!!

Today I had an epiphany:

I'm gonna remove my uterus and have it cryogenically frozen until I am ready to have children because let me tell you all the in between shit is just so fucking unnecessary!!

Oh yea and I think I am a little excited to go see "You Got Served" tonight. Comment if you think my life needs re-evaluating.