Ha.

Apparently, I am the Angelina Jolie of large, non-famous, Vancouver people because girls frequently think I'm pretty, whereas men, well, not so much. Well, she had Jonny Lee Miller and I've got Cody, so I guess the people who matter think we're hot enough (you'll notice I did not say Brad Pitt, that would be because he's a dog ( Read more... )

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a professor of mine actually called a fiction piece i wrote "haunting". i shit you not. "haunting". that is so damn cool.

Wow, two entries in a year? I like those numbers. I actually forgot how to update just now. Amazing, no ( Read more... )

So yesterday, I called my Dad and said, "On this Veteran's Day, I just wanted to call and say thank you for getting the clap (My Dad was a marine who was posted in the Phillippines and had a little bit of a penchant for their prostitutes)."
He said, "Five times. It was the least I could do for my country."

My Dad's hilarious.

sometimes i just see no point in updating. sometimes i want to take a break from studying, though. for those of you who don't know, i'm back in school full time. taking cultural anthropology, american literature, and small group communication. full load. yay ( Read more... )

booya. i live in vancouver again. i have a phone again. 693-8070. call. i will update for real when i am interesting. so, never again, ha ha ha.

bright and early tomorrow i get to go on a vacation! to seattle! yay! i get to go to the point defiance zoo and see my sharks! ya'll know about my shark thing, i'm so horribly fascinated with them, maybe it's something about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer... it's totally an irrational fear, i know, i will probably swim in the ( Read more... )

i'm still not in vancouver... stupid house not stupid closing... rrr ( Read more... )