Who else can make a Pandora that started with a Peter, Bjorn & John song and likes and dismisses songs in such a way that it eventually plays "Closing Time" by Semisonic?!??? I AM A WIZARD.

1. Write personal statements for jobs, grad programs, exchange programs, etc ( Read more... )

There will be many more first days of things in my life, I am sure of that ( Read more... )

Must commemorate this moment of Internet history: Rachel admits I am right about something involving affairs of the heart. Seriously. This never happens. I'm slightly weirded out by the fact that I'm the one telling her not to be such a spaz about her squiggles. I cannot say I feel entirely comfortable wearing the pants of this situation because ( Read more... )

BAH I'M BEING OVERTAKEN BY AN OVERWHELMING ATTACK OF THE FIDGETS AND WHINES.

TOO ( Read more... )

I feel fucking horribleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE UGH. But seriously. I would love to have my brain back.

I am hoping Saturday turns into an epic, shitfaced dance party.

I want to crawl into a cave, whose walls are made out of down comforters and pillows and snuggies and teddy bear guts. And sleep. For a very long time.

I just made homemade Girl Scout cookies (Thin Mints!) instead of paper writing. Motivation at all-time low after creating and then consuming a few of those beauties. MEH ( Read more... )

This just in: I should have written the Hitchcock paper first, cause now I'm just getting all angsty and wanting to never ever watch one of his films again. Actually, that's a lie, but ya know, after writing seven pages for another class and then turning right around and writing and eight page research paper, in a four-day time period...I kind of ( Read more... )