well i learned an important lesson tonight: alcohol and weed really do make problems disappear. fantastic!
off to finish the year with a bang. becca visits tomorrow! clickity clack clack clack, i'm waking up Julie.

"Teenage drinking is an epidemic," said the Westchester County District attorney, Jeanine F. Pirro, who in recent years has cracked down on underage drinking. "If people think kids are drinking a beer or a glass of wine with a slice of pizza, they're wrong ( Read more... )

Well boys (maybe a girl or two),
it's been a long time coming. Photo update. It's long, it's daring, it's satisfying. Pull up a chair, a broad, a nutrigrain bar, and peruse motherfucker, peruse.

( a novel of bees )

drank too much wine, ate too little food. neglecting my work. feel less tipsy than nauseous. my life is beginning to look like satire.

my dreamy geology professor told us a story about how he contracted a rare parasite while doing field work in panama. He had to receive experimental treatment from Georgia via the UK. He started pissing a lot, like once an hour, every hour. Then he found out the medication had destroyed his pancreas, and now he has type 1 diabetes. I have duly ( Read more... )

another funny conversation with my mom (mostly for becca's and emily's amusement, I hope ( Read more... )

( it's been quite a weekend. enjoy some animal pictures. )

i stayed up last night to write a midterm about invisibility and to study for a history exam about, among other things, Hitler sending the Jews to Madagascar. The sun came up so fast, it was hard to believe. It was like i could feel the room lightening tint by tint. So I started my day early and dazed, strained my brain as hard as it could go to ( Read more... )

Lately: a little bit of springtime in the winter. Correction: a little bit of springtime in the springtime! I missed the equinox. I should have balanced an egg on its end.

my mom (3:28:37 PM): Are you there?

Auto response from amandola1 5 (3:28:37 PM): frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic ( Read more... )

Been thinking a lot about what love looks like. I'd really like to read the morning paper over scrambled eggs and toast I prepared for two and brush my teeth in good company. I wouldn't even mind doing somebody else's laundry. I've got an acute attack of domesticity. I'm even looking forward to having a kid and raising him to be a badass ( Read more... )