Everybody loves pirates.

[mandarax85]

Hey all, felt like updating again, so I will! Birthday was great, or so I’m told. I don’t really remember much aside from waking up the next morning going “Where am I… And whose pants are these?” Other than that, not much else important up that I feel like talking about, so, instead, I give you:

Comments

[rattuskid]

Question though, if the pirates are Chinese aren't you a bit hypocritical for savin pennies and eating Ramen presumably? It's like a hamster deciding to overthrow the tyrant hand who puts it's pellets in the bowl.

On an unrelated note, I've decided to become a asianic privateer with my husk of an adult life, on board one of the most heavily armed corvettes of the seven seas, manned by a crew of tawny, strong, and jailhouse queer men. ;)

You may now start shivering your timbers.

[rattuskid]

Also, obligatory squidy avatar.

[morca]

I think you need less... free time.. :P

[shywolfmyst]

Arrr....that be one cuh-lassy pirate ye be hunting me hearty.

[rattuskid]

Pirates like:
Booze
Shooting at things
Being loud and fucking with people
Farting
Pussy
Hicks like:
Booze
Shooting at things
Being loud and fucking with people
Farting
Pussy

Only difference is exchanging beer belly for hairy manly chest. Win win.

[beckwolf]

Let me know when you find your weapons. I, ummm, might know a friend who knows a friend who knows somebody who's looking :P
Alright, dammit, it's me!