So I was driving down the street in my truck, it was fully loaded as if I were driving to move all of my stuff , I drive down the street and I see this girl that ive slept with ( and regretted it) on the sidewalk and she needs a ride (no, not THAT kind) I try to be nice so I let her in, at the first intersection we come across I see paul riding his ( Read more... )

The Love Wraith
63% Romanticism, 21% Melodrama, 46% Desperation, 44% Uselessness High Romanticism, Low Melodrama, Low Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are The Love Wraith.

You've seen the movies, read the books - you know how this love thing works. And you like it. You like it a lot. You' ( Read more... )

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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (33), and liquor (113). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing ( Read more... )

I woke up today and had no real plans, I lazed about for a while, and I decided I should make food as I was gettin ready to defrost the chicken My phone rings, It was my friend Mario who used to work at Ortega, his friend bailed on him at the last minute so he hadan extra concert ticket and he was inviting me. It was an awesome concert, KJEE's ( Read more... )

Ag... Silver
You scored 37 Mass, 46 Electronegativity, 57 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity! Congratulations, you are one of the only things that can kill werewolves. In addition to that, you are socially-minded, constructive, and pretty hard to corrode. You, like iron, are a cornerstone of any ( Read more... )

The Social Ineptitude Test
by Esmeralda85
Socially Adept
42% Ineptitude Aah, the happy place! You're socially adept and probably well-liked amongst many groups of people. Chances are you don't totally commit yourself, but you instead get to know many people from many social groups. You're ( Read more... )

Iron
You scored 30 malleability, 21 ductility, and 42 melting point!

BALLS OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!


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Amazing Peeanist!
You scored 100% on easy questions, 88% on medium difficulty, and 84% on the challengers! All bow before the amazing urinal expert. While I don't know if you aced the test or not, I know that you at least came very close. You have a great instinct for knowing which urinal to ( Read more... )

You are Bahamut!
You scored 4 good or evil, 15 spirituality, 17 power, and 5 intelligence! Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin air, ( Read more... )