Zippadeeedooodaaa

[mandosnamo]

As everyone in fucking Arda knows by now, Dad took away our powers. Damn. I was pissed off when I first heard the news, I mean, I hadn't done anything. When my fuckup siblings kill hordes of mortal parasites, it's Vai and I who have to deal with them. The closest I've come to "abuse of power" was installing a soda machine in the lobby without

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[vairetheweaver]

It's an extended vacation without responsibility. Thank you, daddy. Or something.

Uno sounds fun, sweetness.

o.O

[papa_denethor]

but it's a small price to pay to get out of listening to Denethor bitch about paperwork

*If he weren't a stone statue, Denethor would mention in his uniquely pissy way that he hasn't bitched about paperwork since he was so callously fired.

*He would also mention he has some designs for the Balrog rollercoaster ride you might want to see.

*However, he is still quite stony and thus just stands in Minas Tirith, being vexed. And making mental lists of all the fuckers who will pay when he gets back.*

[erchirion]

:tosses a floral muumuu onto the Denethor statue:

Hmmmm.

:sticks huge dildo in the stone hand:

Almost. Not there yet.

:hangs sign around statue that reads ASSCLOWN:

Perfect.

grtfrgfgrgrrr....

[papa_denethor]

*wonders if Erchi realizes the retribution that will occur very very soon.*

*comforts self with images of Erchi crying*

*wonders when Merry will wonder where his favorite dildo is.*

Re: grtfrgfgrgrrr....

[erchirion]

:takes pictures for the family's annual Yule newsletter:

I wouldn't want to forget this moment in our lives now.

:tosses more birdseed on the statue:

:skips off to buy Merry a new dildo: