Did you know that at the Hooters in Rohan they make the girls wear horse masks?

Dirty, dirty horsefuckers.

Anyway, while Namo was stuck in the void with Melkor I decided to purchase two cats. I named them Famine and Pestilence and they piss on Jeff on command. Excellent :)

I don't think I ever properly introduced myself to that second Namo that is floating around somewhere ( Read more... )

At first Melkor seemed to have toasted Earendil for this lovely object here, and then I fished it out of his pocket (literally ( Read more... )

The point is to destroy as much as possible until there's nothing left to destroy, right ( Read more... )

Despite everyone's best efforts to preserve, some catastrophic prank gets pulled every week, leaving me to record the deaths and resurrections and more deaths ALONE ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've updated in here, hasn't it? Ah well.

First of all, there was that little incident on my big brother Mannie being irrationally angry at the halfling Frodo for being insensitive in his manners towards his step-son's death. I could go on a lengthly diatribe on how judging and oppressing others by your own subjective ( Read more... )

Well, it's certainly been a while. My dear brother and sister Ulmo and Nienna are getting married - and still yet no marriage date. Ulmo and Nienna dearest, your family is getting anxious. I remember my very own wedding, as if it was yesterday - the sweet voice of Yavanna filling the air, coupled with Aulë's bawling of bliss and happiness in ( Read more... )

*weaves*

*weaves*

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*weaves*

Númenór!

I wanna sing for Professor T. too!!!

( Catherine )