Comments | mandrew411: Remember that time we...no? Oh ok.

mandrew411

Remember that time we...no? Oh ok.

Dec 10, 2005 02:55

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

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umassbluangel December 10 2005, 14:08:10 UTC

Remember the time we got trashed and knocked over a 7-11 then fled to Mexico where we stayed for about 20 minutes before realizing we'd rather be in jail than dirty Mexico?
Yeah good times.

mandrew411 December 10 2005, 16:40:39 UTC

It wouldn't have been as bad if you hadn't insisted on drinking the water. I've never seen someone's eyes bleed in person.

floyddoorz December 10 2005, 15:00:41 UTC

Remember back when we were on that self-righteous kick where we were all about having a social conscience and the orphanage needed $10,000 to stay open, so we both entered that $10,000 Karaoke Contest sponsored by Cento Anchovies? You did "Yellow Ledbetter" and bombed, but I won with "Summer of '69". Then on the way to the orphanage, we accidentally spent all the money on heroin. Good times.

mandrew411 December 10 2005, 16:39:51 UTC

I think those spiders were in my skin for like, 3 days afterwards. That was awesome.

0oangelface24o0 December 10 2005, 22:34:07 UTC

hey, remember that time we were bored and decided to build the world's biggest birdfeeder out of popsicle sticks and elmer's glue? only we couldn't agree on whether to use traditional white glue or the new-fangled glittery crap? but that didn't matter because we both wound up with type II diabetes from all the popsicles and had to murder a young pizza hut employee to harvest their kidneys for transplants? whew! that sorta sucked, eh?! next time i'm thinking we try chop sticks. with WHITE glue, you fuck.
:D

mandrew411 December 12 2005, 03:16:29 UTC

"whew! that sorta sucked, eh?!"

Whoa, you thought that sucked? I don't think I even know you any more.

I apologize for the misjudgement on the glitter glue. It's just so cool looking. How do they DO that?!

0oangelface24o0 December 12 2005, 07:47:02 UTC

of course YOU didn't think it sucked! they stuck in our new kidneys with GLITTER glue! you were happier than a pig in shit! it was i who was forced to deal with the harsh reality that i would live out the rest of my days with small pieces of shiny paper inside me. *shudder*

anonymous January 7 2006, 07:22:07 UTC

Remember the time we were playing in the woods, and we fell down a steep embankment. Then we were abducted by aliens who took us around the universe but eventually we got homesick and asked to go home which they were totally ok with. But when we got back to earth we found that all our friends were really old because travelling near the speed of light caused us to age less. It was all cool though cuz we each had cute pet aliens and we had missed the whole pokemon phenomenon. Man, what a wacky time.

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