Look at me, I'm posting on LiveJournal! This is just for you, Angela.

The thing I remember most about first and second grade is how much I wanted a Nintendo Entertainment System, and how I would have done anything to get one. I eventually did get one, as gift from all four of my grandparents for Christmas when I was in second grade. But I spent the whole year previous to that begging my parents to get me one. In ( Read more... )

I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I hate long sleeves on shirts. Aside from dress shirts, I own pretty much entirely short sleeve shirts. I don't know why, but long sleeves make me feel claustrophic and itchy. On the rare occasions that I wear a hoodie or a winter jacket, I roll up the sleeves. The only time I'll deal with long ( Read more... )

I wrote a song today. It's called "Every Single Thing In The Entire World Makes Me Angry". These are the lyrics:

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What happened to my colors!?

Recent tests seem to indicate that I'm still alive.

Maybe you've seen a KGB commercial on TV. If not, here's one:

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The premise is this: You text a question to 542542 (because 542 spells out KGB on a telephone, get it?) and they give you an answer. Also, they charge you money. This is great if you need an answer to something fast, unless of course YOUR CELLPHONE HAS TEH INTERNETS. If you have enough ( Read more... )

I have devised a new way to irritate my father. From now on, I shall only refer to Obama as "President Barack". Is it completely disrespectful? Absolutely. But it's G-Rated, which is a better deal than President Bush ever got.

Have you ever done that this: It's a little after midnight. You're on Facebook. You check the list of upcoming birthdays and see that one of your friends has a birthday coming up. You go to wish them a happy birthday, then notice that no one else has wished them a happy birthday yet. So you hold off, because you're not good enough friends that it's ( Read more... )