Fucking weird.

[mandrew411]

Bill Hicks loses it for an hour in Chicago.

It's very weird, and somewhat funny, but I don't think I've ever seen someone blow it this badly before.

It also infuses the belief that the majority of people in Chicago are dicks.

Comments

[floyddoorz]

There are several holes in your theory:

Chicago (the musical)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Perfect Strangers
Married... With Children
Chicago Hope
John Belushi
Jim Belushi
Edgar Bergen
Dan Castellanata
Philip K. Dick
Walt Disney
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
Brian Doyle-Murray
Michael Clarke Duncan
Dennis Farina
Chris Farley
Enrico Fermi
Harrison Ford
Dan "Toasty!" Forden
Ed Boon
Dennis Franz
Hugh Hefner
Walter Koenig
Anton LaVey
John Landis
Michael Madsen
Joe Mantegna
Mr. T
Eliot Ness
Fred Savage
Garry Shandling
Shel Silverstein
Eddie Vedder
Wesley Willis
Billy Zane
Gillian Anderson
Jennifer Beals

Well, you get the idea...

[mandrew411]

Well, obviously you just named the majority of people in Chicago, so I should just shut my mouth. Oh wait, you named some famous people from Chicago and therefore have proved NOTHING.

Holes in YOUR theory:

Oprah
Vince Vaughn
Bears fans

You pointed out a shitty musical, a quickly-cancelled ER ripoff, a racist cartoon artist, a terrible wrestler whose biggest "fued" was with Crush, a schitzophrenic and incomprehensible singer, an actor whose best known for being an asshole in Titanic (the most overrated movie ever made), and Jennifer Fucking Beals.

Also, musicals, tv shows, and movies aren't PEOPLE. Soylent Green is people.

[floyddoorz]

My logic is flawless. And if you're so smart, how do you explain this quote that is often attributed to you:

"Jennifer Beals is the the greatest actress ever. Seriously." - Andy Boncoddo

[mandrew411]

That was stricken from the record in court. It never happened.

Therefore, I will be suing you for libel.