GLASS OF MILK

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.

He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! She thought he ( Read more... )

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He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've  
got nothing to put in it.

She said .. . You wear pants don't you?

said .. . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She ( Read more... )

>The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful ( Read more... )

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up
behind him on the horse and then rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that ( Read more... )

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about ( Read more... )

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you  throwing those nails away?"

Carol ( Read more... )

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. ( Read more... )

it's been 18 weeks since i wrote in this.. haha that's like the entire school year and my life as a senior. yes it was that awesome. i lost touch with the LJ scene... after all, i only post forwarded emails from my aunts anyway. i havent even read them. theyre in a "check me later" folder. there's about 80some messages, the majority still bolded ( Read more... )

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