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manfleshbuffet

A Non-Vampiric Issue

Aug 10, 2005 01:48

An unthinkable horror has plagued the televisions we used to call our friends.

I was sitting on my couch, reading an artical about cannibalistic animals and eating some cookies. I made the cookies. They were delicious. My television suddenly turned on. All I heard was the static, the picture had not yet arrived. I continued to chomp at my cookie ( Read more... )

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anonymous August 10 2005, 13:45:22 UTC

Hmmm, yeah, that is disturbing. That's exactly the reason why TV isn't worth watching anymore. I don't need a television to teach my children, I want something entertaining. This show destroys all that is logical and intelligent, and fills the gap it makes with nonsense.
-Cory

manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 03:37:03 UTC

Television teaching children. It's the latest thing. Why fight letting your children waste hours of their life watching it, they can learn something out of it. What a bunch of shit. I spent my younger years in front of that thing watching educational entertainment. Thanks to this, I was put into a gifted and talented program at an early age. I feel sorry for our children who will never have this experience ( ... )

n_a_j_i August 10 2005, 16:37:46 UTC

Disturbing is an understatement.

I hate kid shows that try to be innocent, but they can be taken really wrong.

manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 03:48:29 UTC

Yeah thats another great point. This show can be taken wrong in so many ways. The most disturbing thing I've ever seen in a kids show was definitely the Butt-Humping.

My mom is a music teacher. She teaches elementary school kids. Just yesterday, she found oen of her old books she used to teach out of. This book was written in 1975 by a man named Doug Nichol. The songs in this book were meant to be taught in music education classes for kids up to fourth grade. here is one of the songs, straight from the book.

"The Effin Song"
"Every time I start to feel a little low, I just do a little effin and I'm ready to go. I go (EE * AH * EE * AH * AH * EE * AH * EE * AH * AH) If you never tried it, you really should. Just do a little effin cause it feels so good.

It's funny because at the bottom is says:
* = breath in very audibly

mantikore August 10 2005, 18:36:17 UTC

i miss puzzle place

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n_a_j_i August 10 2005, 21:51:10 UTC

I remember that! lol

manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 03:51:44 UTC

Yeha I remember that. I barely watched it but it was pretty good.

jack anonymous August 10 2005, 18:47:52 UTC

I agree whole-heartedly with all 3 conclusions.

I'm going to go spray lysol in my eyes now....

Re: jack manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 03:56:06 UTC

Good idea.

E-Mail manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 03:58:40 UTC

I just E-Mailed the creators of this show ( ... )

Re: E-Mail manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 04:17:02 UTC

The personal opinions in your letter such as "orrible selection of music" make it seem kind of unfair and will give them something to fire back at. The rest is quite ace though...

manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 04:18:08 UTC

^jack

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Re: E-Mail manfleshbuffet August 11 2005, 04:33:58 UTC

If you've heard the music, you would agree with me. You honestly would. They come close to it even being music. Most of the time its laughing babies. I'm not even joking.

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