Here's a little thought on love, since you people recently celebrated Valentines Day.  This has been bothering me for some time and I felt now was a good time to say it.

Our society has once again abused something once precious and rare.  A phrase that once belonged to the most loyal of knights and most devout of lovers.  Yet today, it has been ( Read more... )

Please join me in welcoming the winner of four Golden Globes***, Manflesh!
*Welcomes the winner of four Golden Globes***, Manflesh!*

It has been months since my last pronouncement. You see, several days after my last pronouncement I suffered a fatal heart attack. When I arrived at the hopsital, the doctor declared that I had not yet died and then all ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is __________ and I am the AOM for the Family Dollar store you wrote us about concerning poor customer service. I want to assure you that I will investigate this matter fully and insure this does not happen again. We appreciate your patronage and do not want to lose good customers!! I will insure the appropriate action is taken. Thanks ( Read more... )

So once again, I have resorted to E-Mail as a method of formal complaint. I sent this comment to Family Dollar, who was been giving me trouble for the past few months. I've had many quarrels with this store, but I only told them of the few incidents that they might care about.

"This comment concerns the Family Dollar on 4390 Buffalo Road. In recent ( Read more... )

This is probably the greatest game I have ever experienced. Ever. More than DDR, MGS3 and WoW combined. No lie.

Jibby

Thank you.

Well after about a week of consideration, I came up with this new way of thinking; consider it an alternate operating system for your mind. Like many people, you may prefer your old way of thinking better, and that's clearly reasonable. If you do choose to read this, please try it out for a day or two. I'll be surprised if anyone likes every aspect ( Read more... )

So on a side note.

Valaray Foote and Joshie Osgood are going out.

That is all.

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Federation scouts have recently sighted a Romulan ship somewhere in unknown space. In an attempt to make first contact with these potential allies, The Enterprise sets out into deep space.
( Episode One )

My deepest apologies for the drought. The Daily Manflesh will now resume it's previous role in society.

As I mentioned in my first pronouncement, this agglomeration would address certain other aspects of society aside from cannibalism. After about eight minutes of careful consideration, I realized yet another fault of society.

Medical studies claim ( Read more... )