Because I love you all, I decided to try something interesting. With AIM, feel free to log on as manfleshbuffet, the password is doubledotpwn. People won't know who is using it, so theres somethign cool about it. Also, I don't care if you don't know me. Use the freaking thing. Just don't stay on it too long. Well there's something about 2 of you ( Read more... )

An observance of what many people will gladly overlook.

( One Breath Can Last Six Words )

Thanks for your patience, faggots.

Survey. This word once meant something. It was distributed amongst the common folk. Information was relayed to an analyser where it was organized and a general conclusion could be determined. Here we are, thousands of years later, taking surveys in our journals. Your friends know about you, they don't need to read ( Read more... )

Today we're going to go into the life of a cannibal.

Journal 1: Torment in search of Breakfast

( The Adventures of Torment )

Hello Everyone.

I was reading through my comments when it hit me. My journal is really red. I decided to remodel, make thigns a little darker and easier on the eyes. I hope you like it. Anyways, things are going to be a little different around here. I'll try to update daily, but I can't promise anything. Expect some great things from version 2.0. ( Read more... )

I said I would update daily, but today has been a really busy day. Instead, I decided I'd make this new Desktop Wallpaper available for all you who remember the Mike Tyson story. If you don't, look it up yourself. I will always consider him a cannibal.

I'm sure you'll figure out how to save it and make it your background. I'm using it right now and ( Read more... )

An unthinkable horror has plagued the televisions we used to call our friends.

I was sitting on my couch, reading an artical about cannibalistic animals and eating some cookies. I made the cookies. They were delicious. My television suddenly turned on. All I heard was the static, the picture had not yet arrived. I continued to chomp at my cookie ( Read more... )

I am a scientist and a cannibal. I'm just interpreting the facts and eating corpses (respectively). If you disagree with what I have to say, thats your problem. Don't go complaining that I'm a "Bad Person" or a "Dick" or a "Beaver Hugging Japanese 'tax-payer' who eats people". I have feelings too.

But anyways, I thought I'd share my finding on why ( Read more... )

Vampire Stew

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