Recipe 1: Vampire Stew

[manfleshbuffet]

Vampire Stew

Ingredients:

2 human lungs, rinsed, drained

1 human heart, rinsed, soaked overnight, cooked until tender, drained

2 cups human flesh, chopped

2 cups human brain matter, sliced

4 potatoes, peeled, sliced

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 cup salt

1/2 teaspoon whiskey

1 large beaver

1 teaspoon black pepper

1/2 cup otter blood

4 cups human blood

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Comments

[manfleshbuffet]

You can't comment on a recipe unless you've tried it.

Mmmmmm.

[anonymous]

I''m afraid my mom is currently taking up the slow cooker with some sausage thing...but I'll try it when she's done with it.

However, I was wondering if you'll lend me your otter, unless you know of a good replacement for otter blood?

^jack

[anonymous]

I always forget to sign my first comment

Re: ^jack

[manfleshbuffet]

If you really can't find an otter, some alternatives include:
- Cat Blood
- Llama Blood
- Sloth Blood (Very tangy, may need an aditional potatoe)
- Lemonade

[n_a_j_i]

What is it with you and beavers?

[manfleshbuffet]

Hey it's not my recipe, I found it online. Don't go accusing me of being a japanese beaver hugging cannibal.

[n_a_j_i]

This has nothing to do with being Japanese. You have a sick obsession with beavers.